yesyesverygoodthankyou:

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new niche just dropped

edit: there’s a pattern of something something wanting to protect their partners from what they know to be horrible

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(via tinyaibou)

“‘The Disease’ is a villain known as 'The Creep.’”

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“This is a rough model of him. Made with chicken tenders.”

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“Which we will eat! With either ketchup or barbecue sauce! As there can be no record of this meeting!”

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“Every one of these doors leads into the future - of organized evil!”

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SHUT THE FUCKIN’ DOOR

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“Except for that one. That’s the men’s room.”
LADIES’ ROOM!

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yay855:

microsff:

“I want,” the man said to the art robot, and then described an image in some detail.
“Certainly,” said the art robot. A printout came out of its chest.
“Thank y- Hey! What’s this?”
“A list of artists who make images of the kind you describe, and who are accepting commissions.”

This is a horror story to a techbro and a feel-good comedy to anyone with a sense of human decency.

It sounds extremely helpful and I would like this program.

(via trydianth)

oldmanontumbler:

oldmanontumbler:

If I was a popular Tumblr blogger, I could go on here and say “my yaoi balls and my yuri nuts hurt” and receive notes one million billion. But alas. The peasant must toil the field.

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*aheem*

My YAOI BALLS and my YURI NUTS HURT!

*humble peasant’s bow*

(via satanic-saints)

(via vitabreva)

“I wear the same socks every time I kill. I call them Steve and Dave Killsock.”

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“This is Dave Killsock.”

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