You know how in X-Men mutant abilities tend to emerge during puberty

Most people spend those entire developing years masturbating, which is a really awkward time to suddenly gain superpowers

There’s a whole world of stories to tell about really unfortunate junk at the X Mansion.

  1. great-name-leto said: POOR BEAST HAD BLUE HAIR GROW ON HIS PALMS.
  2. the-thought-emporium-imperial reblogged this from gentlemanbones and added:
    Actually…. I think I remember Jubilee telling a story lik- Oh wait no, that was something I drew. never mind.
  3. dirkbolero said: It’s the Infinity Gauntlet all over again.
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